Uncle Bobby Returns

For those who can't read my writing:
"It's okay. I'm fine. I'm CALM... After all, any minute now Rufus will find me like usual... AND BBQ THIS BEAR'S BOLLOCKS OFF! (Angry face D: )"

Bobby has a thing about pissing on immobile royals. It's nothing personal, Jionat. XD

This voices perfectly my thoughts on Jionat's ending in SoT. That's all I'm saying. Juuust keep on pissing, Bobby... Keep at it my boy...

No. Jionat is not a twilight-esque vampire - it's the orb above him that *sparkles*. ¬_¬

Neither Jionat or the aforementioned Rufus belong to me, but their lovely, tyrannical, sadistic author, Juubi-Ookamii, who revels in her characters' pain and mental trauma. *nods sagely*
Rufus is a fire-based mage. Hence the 'BBQ'ing.

(Yes, there is a warning, but only because I don't think the word 'bollocks' is quite PG13. For those unfamiliar with the term, substitute it with the word 'balls'. )